50 Romantic Things to do with Your Loved One

Interesting replies to an email sent by a single girlfriend who dreams to fall in love with her knight in the shining amour.

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From: Yours truly
Sent: November 14, 2006
To: Single girl; Married man
Subject: RE: 50 Romantic Things to do with your loved one


Another example is the 3G phone.

Romantic thing to do for your bf/gf

- Buy them a 3G phone as birthday present. Then, call each other, video call & look at each other day in day out telling them I love you...


After married...

- You crazy ah waste so much $ buy the 3G phone?!!! Who wants to pay to look at your face wor? Everyday look not enough ah? Take me holiday with the $ lagi bagus (better still).

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From: Married man
Sent: November 14, 2006
To: Single girl; Yours truly
Subject: RE: 50 Romantic Things to do with your loved one

Dear ... dear.. after married.. here is the answer..

50 Romantic things to do 4 your B/GFriend

1. Watch the sunset together - no time
2. Whisper to each other - What? Can't hear you
3. Cook for each other - you cook cause I am lazy
4. Walk in the rain - stupid idea
5. Hold hands - after the kid's hand there are no more hands to offer
6. Buy gifts for each other - no budget
7. Roses - waste money
8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together - bath more often and forget about cologne
9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight - mosquitoes
10. Write poetry for each other - Now we don't say love.. we just make love..
11. Hugs are the universal medicine - comforter offers better insulation
12. Say only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it - do I have to repeat and repeat..
13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc. - told you no budget lor...
14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie! - cannot cause still have mother, mother in law, daughter and *whisper* girlfriends..
15. Spend every second possible together - why, have you not hear before one mountain cannot have 2 tigers...
16. Look into each other's eyes - to check who is lying...
17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her and kiss her lightly - she'll think that you have done something wrong..
18. When in public, only flirt with each other - peoples say you crazy or what..
19. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking - we prefer cash or money
20. Buy her a ring - You think Lord of the ring ah?
21. Sing to each other - To all the girls I loved before...
22. Always hold her around her hips/sides - Don't be horny.. wait till get home..
23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal - McDonalds can or not...?
24. Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?) - more for kids....
25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart - you've done some very serious damages..
26. Dance together - cannot dance anymore... backache
27. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap - You just numbed my leg..
28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it. - She will be more in love if the note say :- Honey, there is RM 5,000 in the envelope for you to enjoy yourself at spa...
29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes - for what..???
30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you. - prepaid no money..
31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them - yeah.. go on your own.. never take me along.. are you looking to be skinned alive?!!!
32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them - How come I am not in the picture..?
33. Calling each other cute names...like honey bunny, sweetheart, etc. - (behind her back) porkchop
34. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears. - She will blackmail you from now on.. dead meat..
35. Be Prince Charming to her parents. - Must be asking for financial assistance..
36. Brush her hair out of her face for her - You hand dirty or not.. don't touch me again..
37. Hang out with his/her friends. - don't disturb .. go find your own friends..
38. Go to church/pray/worship together. - One worship God the other worship devil.. how.. 39. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked - "Rose, You jump, I jump..." then you better jump yourself.. remember to leave the will to me..
40. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice - Leopard never lost their spots..
41. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her - How?
42. Make sacrifices for each other - compulsory
43. Really love each other, or don't stay together - can tell before that.. now? too late la...
44. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it - how about mortgage..?
45. Love yourself before you love anyone else - how about my mother in law?
46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages - wife not Einstein la...
47. Dedicate songs to them on the radio - might end up to the wrong girls.. dangerous..
48. Fall asleep on the phone with each other - why waste money.. just chit-chat rubbish..
49. Stand up for them when someone talks trash - better take her back home quickly
50. Never forget the kiss goodnight and always remember to say, "Sweet dreams" - zzzzzzzzzzz

THEREFORE the bottom line is "expect the un-expected" ... It is easy to fall in love but not easy to have lasting relationship and that is why I always admire couples who made it to their golden years...